• *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
  • me: BALLIN
  • me: BALL IS LIFE
  • me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
  • me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

(via p-s-y-c-h-opath)

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

(via fat-and-fairy-positive)

"It’s so difficult to describe depression to someone who’s never been there, because it’s not sadness. I know sadness. Sadness is to cry and to feel. But it’s that cold absence of feeling— that really hollowed-out feeling."

J.K. Rowling (via dissapolnted)

(Source: feellng, via kiarikame)

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

(via seedy)

pitchblackglow:

I got 20 chicken nuggets 10 for me and 10 for me

(via tinychatting)

Reblog if you’re the Kim Kardashian of your family.

(Source: explosino, via whoredinarygirl)

dirtylittledamsel:

me at the dentist

image

Omg why would someone do dat

(via hollabackqirl)